“What’s in a numberplate? A vehicle with any other matriculation would drive as sweet.”

Shakespeare definitely did not write these words. But if he had seen these ski-themed numberplates, and had been a keen skier and a worse writer, then there’s the small possibility he might have.


These are all very well, but we’re not sure any match the specificity of this numberplate, spotted in La Rosière and owned by the now-defunct tour operator Snow Crazy:

Skii Val

This Range Rover has a similar theme – presumably owned by Ski Val (but pictured in Courchevel):

‘Rosbif’ wins the day

Although for pure inventiveness, with bonus points for winding up the French, this humorous and cleverly designed matriculation wins the day:

rosbif numberplate